Stop The Clones

Fear not, store bought hipsters! Want a fixed gear bike? Forget supporting your local bike shops; you can now purchase your very own bike from Urban Outfitters for $399. For a price that cheap, you know you're getting a quality bike, right?? Not sure how to measure a bike for your size? No problem! They come in generic t-shirt sizes; small, medium, and large!

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Seriously? I would not be surprised if UO started their own tattoo station as well within the next few years.