Well, sort of. Watch the still sexy man-cougar recite "Poker Face" in poetic form below:
Showing posts with label lady gaga. Show all posts
Showing posts with label lady gaga. Show all posts
Thursday, October 1, 2009
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Softporn Tour 2009
Okay, so not really, it's just a 30second promo by Kanye West & Lady Gaga for their upcoming Fame Kills tour this fall. Truth be told I don't think it's either of them in the video, just an imitation. Regardless, don't let your boss catch you watching this at work.
And the message of this video is....
And the message of this video is....
Fame Kills from kwest on Vimeo.
Sunday, September 13, 2009
Monday, July 13, 2009
"I'm bluffin' with my muffin"
Weezer's latest cover gives props to Lady Gaga and Prince wannabes MGMT. Both fondly familiar and most def. over played, the band's poptastic mash-up of "Poker Face" and "Kids" is unfortunately catchy, fun, and kind of weird. Liken to watching Rivers sing along to his iPod in the shower, Weezer's recent antics are (as always) aloof and hip.
Monday, June 22, 2009
Thursday, June 11, 2009
Black and Blonde Do Not Mix!
Before I get started on this mess of a remix, let's get a few things straight.
1. I love Lady Gaga. Everyone has a guilty pleasure, and I cannot get enough of this bleach blonde cutie pie. (It's no coincidence my BFF calls me BB Gaga.) Her face may be a plastic trainwreck, but my eyes just can't resist her ridiculous, custom-made outfits. (Take a look at her latest video, "Paparazzi," here if you don't know what I'm talking about.)
2. Everyone has a soft spot in their heart for Marilyn Manson. Everytime I hear his rendition of "Tainted Love," I get this urge to fuck the first person I see with my eyes, too nervous to ram my tongue down their throat like a jackhammer gone bad. This blackened beauty has sex appeal down to a T; if only he'd stop with the plastic surgery.
Okay, so onto the remix. Someone had the genius idea of putting Lady Gaga and Marilyn Manson in a recording studio together, only they forgot to leave the door open a crack in case something went terribly wrong. No, the anti-christ child was not born, (half blonde, half heartless.) instead this shiteous remix was created. Lady Gaga songs should not be remixed by any means; the originals are overdigitalized to begin with! It breaks my heart to say Manson's vocals do no justice to the song; perhaps the dark one has lost his touch somewhere in between dating Evan Rachel Whore and divorcing burlesque beauty Dita Von Teese. These two sexual deviants could have made something sickenly beautiful together, but instead, they made this:
1. I love Lady Gaga. Everyone has a guilty pleasure, and I cannot get enough of this bleach blonde cutie pie. (It's no coincidence my BFF calls me BB Gaga.) Her face may be a plastic trainwreck, but my eyes just can't resist her ridiculous, custom-made outfits. (Take a look at her latest video, "Paparazzi," here if you don't know what I'm talking about.)
2. Everyone has a soft spot in their heart for Marilyn Manson. Everytime I hear his rendition of "Tainted Love," I get this urge to fuck the first person I see with my eyes, too nervous to ram my tongue down their throat like a jackhammer gone bad. This blackened beauty has sex appeal down to a T; if only he'd stop with the plastic surgery.
Okay, so onto the remix. Someone had the genius idea of putting Lady Gaga and Marilyn Manson in a recording studio together, only they forgot to leave the door open a crack in case something went terribly wrong. No, the anti-christ child was not born, (half blonde, half heartless.) instead this shiteous remix was created. Lady Gaga songs should not be remixed by any means; the originals are overdigitalized to begin with! It breaks my heart to say Manson's vocals do no justice to the song; perhaps the dark one has lost his touch somewhere in between dating Evan Rachel Whore and divorcing burlesque beauty Dita Von Teese. These two sexual deviants could have made something sickenly beautiful together, but instead, they made this:
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